Hard Fucking Album Version - Tenacious D Lyrics

[spoken]
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
[sung]
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please"
Sometimes you got to say "Hey"
I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discretely
And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute Sally"
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' team work!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I fuckin fuck you discretely
And then I fuckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard, hard!