Turd Whistle - Tenacious D Lyrics

It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the time warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
It's just a jump to the left
And not a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
It really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up and took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and those devil's eyes
He stared at me, and I felt the change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
It's just a jump to the left
And not a step to the right
You put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
It really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
It's just a jump to the left
And not a step to the right
You put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
It really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again