When Im Gone Instrumental - Eminem Lyrics

Intro:
*Tuning TV*
*Eminem Snortin Crack
Tv Presenter:
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
*Door opens*
who's your daddy?
Hailie:
Daddy, what're you doing?
Beat starts
Eminem:
Haha
Eminem & Hailie:
Ok then! everybody, listen up!
Eminem:
I'm goin' to hell, who's comin' with me?
Hailie:
Somebody, please help him!
*giggle*
i think my dad gone crazy!
Verse #1:
There's no mountain i can't climb, there's no tower too high,
No plane that i can't learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you
There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to
*Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound* Fuckin' brains brawn, and brass balls
I cut 'em off, then got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with Elton John's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, i been lying my ass off
All this time, me and Dre been fucking with hats off
Dr Dre:
Suck it Marshall
Eminem:
Tell laura and her husband to back off
Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off
And launch one of these russians, and that's all
*Hailie Makes Explosion Sound* Blow every fucking thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off
We wanna stop, we wanna knock the crap off
*Knocking* Haley, tell 'em baby
Haley:
My dad's lost it
Chorus:
Eminem:
There's really nothin' else to say ha, i can't explain it
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
A little help from Hailie jade won't ya tell em', maybe
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
Theres nothing you could do or say that could ever change me
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Verse 2:
It's like my mother always told me
*Eminem Impersinates His Mom* Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine
n goddamit, you little motherfucker
If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
Er.. Fuck that shit, bitch,
eat a motherfuckin' dick Chew on a prick, and lick
a million motherfuckin' cocks per second
I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring
in my nose then quit bringin' my flos,
Quit giving me my ammo Can't you see why i'm so
mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O.
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more
Am i the only fuckin' one who's normal any more?
Hailey:
Dad!
Chorus
Verse #3:
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes
with the same rhyme - so what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinter-
pret it at first, cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin' teeth
before i'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums,
get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung
Like R. Kelly as soon as bump n' grind comes on
More pain inside o' my brain,
than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane
aimed at the world trade, standin' on Ronny's grave,
Screaming at the sky, the clouds gather its Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And that's pretty much the gist of it
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
Nine millimeter, heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither
Chorus
Outro:
Eminem:
Crazy
Hailie:
*laughs*
You're funny daddy!